Wednesday

Wednesday is the Watermelon Cube and the protagonist of Chapter 5. Her name, like most people's in the third dimension, is Lòne. It is made up of the words "wëd", "nēs", and "day". Together, they mean strong, leader, and hope.

Background
Wednesday was born in the third dimension and grew up on the family estate in the countryside. Her dad left shortly after she was born. She was the niece of Weleria, the previous watermelon idol. As a child, she rarely spent time at home since her mother preferred her "model" sister over her. Wednesday grew closer to Weleria and spent most of her childhood at her palace. Weleria's own children were rarely home, so she saw Wednesday as her own child. Wednesday was never supposed to inherit the position, but shortly before Weleria's death, her eldest son, Wall, disappeared. His sister, Woven, went into a hysterical rampage, causing her to get locked up in State Mental Hospital (SMH). Weri, the youngest of the siblings, rejected the throne because she wanted to focus on her family. Wamera, Wednesday's mother, had already died a few years before, due to a strange illness. All of this meant that Wednesday was to be the next watermelon idol. However, this caused many problems between her and her sister. Wâë felt that she should inherit the position because she had been training her whole life for it. She saw Wednesday as an outcast and thought she didn't deserve the spot. Since Wamera was dead, no one defended Wâë on the matter and Wednesday was crowned the next watermelon idol. Due to trauma and other factors, she started to drink a lot. It affected her mental health tremendously and she had no choice but to go to SMH to seek help. A year later she got cleared, but soon after she got into a drug incident. Wednesday ended up being arrested five times and spent most of her years in the insane asylum. None of this tarnished her reputation, though, as she was showing a great amount of effort and many cubes' lives improved. After a long time on the throne, she went on a mission to go help those in oblivion (fifth dimension). She solved the crisis and decided to stay there and become the president. Wednesday's sister, Wâë, didn't want to inherit the position for unknown reasons, so her eldest daughter, Wanilla, became the next watermelon idol. Wednesday was also in the Cube Cuartet, a very successful girl group (you can read more here). They announced their breakup after five years due to some differences between the group-mates. Wednesday then went on to become a singer/songwriter, signing with JaiPro Records (before she became the president of the fifth dimension). Her cousin, Wall, was found with his three suspected kids. His wife, Floor, met up with Wednesday, but she has yet to talk about the situation. Woven is still recovering from her years in the asylum. Cascade, her dad, is still missing. After a year of being the president of the Fifth Dimension, she officially resigned.

View her family tree here

Personality
Wednesday is a very blunt and humorous cube. She loves drinking and drama. However, after her mental health took a turn, she began dedicating her time to healing. She is also fluent in Lòn.

Abilities

 * Singing
 * Songwriting
 * Piano
 * Dancing
 * Combat skills

Quotes
"I'm 95% water. I identify as the ocean."

"Tomas? Who's that?"

"Lead injection? I once got injected by toxic sh** and I'm a little cray, but I'm not crazy."

"Strawbelle is a nice girl. I mean she is if you ignore the fact that she's a rabid bi***."

"I have nothing against that spiky yellow thing. I mean Piney is annoying, like really annoying and she's also dumb af and she's a f****** bi***, but I have nothing against her. I just wish she were dead. That's all."

"Everyone thinks that I'm dumb cause I say random sh** but have y'all seen that seed girl? Like she's red and stuff?"

"I wore yellow to my mom's funeral."

"When I heard that Strawbelle had lost her seeds and got pregnant, I was so relieved to hear the father was Tomas. Like, y'all don't realize the importance of breeding less intelligent species."

"Wall is like my favorite cousin cause he actually left like I hoped the rest of my family would."

"Do I have a drug dealer? Bish did you just assume that I'm not a drug dealer?"

"My thoughts on Cornell? I'm still pissed at him for not posting a video on how to die. Like did he not think that other people would want to die too?"

"The only man I'll ever love is my father. Thanks daddy for leaving!"

"I love nicknaming other cubes. Like Cornell is Movie Theater, Applé is Granny Smith, Pomegranette is Infertile, Pinellope is Vitamin Seedless, and Strawbelle is Strawbi***y."

"When I was little, my mother asked me if my friends were jumping off a bridge, would I do it too? I replied, 'They wouldn't be jumping off the bridge because I would push them off.' Yeah, I went to the mental hospital after that."

"Pinellope's not dead. She's just living her true form in hell."

"I'm happy that Wanilla and Cantise broke up, but can we just talk about how f***ed up the situation is? Like bish you do not abandon your children like that. You see this is how you know that she's my sister's kid."

"I grew up neglected and after Weleria died, it was like I had nothing. Yet my sister had an amazing childhood getting everything she could possibly want. There were no limits nor boundaries. No consequences for her actions because she never had to act or do anything. She got through her entire life by using people. And now she's raising her kids the same way."